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2010年3月13日星期六

potong zaka or Proton Saga (funny conversation)

Two old friends - a Chinaman and a Malay were having a conversation recently ....

Apek: Lu punya potong zaka bagut kah?

Ali: Manyak bagus. Bila lu potong haa, lu punya barang manyak bersih loo....senang cuci…

Apek: Err... kawan i ada cakap, potong zaka aaahh.... manyak problem….

Ali: Ape problem?

Apek: Manyak buang “lui”(money), lagi aah... dia punya performance tak

bagut... lu punya potong zaka betul bagut kah? Jangan tipu i tau

Ali: Cehh... apek, lu apa cerita ... saya suda lama potong….tada apa-apa problem...bini(wife)

saya manyak puas woo...hari-hari pun cakap saya punya barang manyak best…hari-hari

pun mau saya buat sama dia…..

Apek: Lu punya bini puas sama itu potong zaka kah?

Ali: Ya laa. Bila lu potong aahh... lagi sedap main woo.. lu lagi lambat pancut…boleh buat

lama sikit… bini rasa lagi selesa oh….sampai bini saya menjerit…..

Apek: Err...i tak paham lu cakap ape lah….lu punya potong zaka 1.3 atau 1.5??

Ali: Woi, apek! cakap baik-baik sikit ha... i punya mana ada pendek macam ni….u ingat

saya ni budak kecik kah?!! i punya 6 inci laa….. panjang tau! Panjang punya bini baru

suka….kalau pendek bini tak suka punya, tak syok punya….mana dia akan jerit??!!

Mana dia akan suka buat sama saya hari-hari??!!

Apek: Diu nia ma... lu jangan main-main haa.... mana ada potong zaka 6 inci punya??!!

Ali: Cis….Cilaka punya apek..... tak percaya kah? Nah tengok ni (opens his trousers).

Apek: Eee……”Chee sin”(crazy)punya olang......olang tanya baik-baik .... lu pula bagi olang

tengok lu punya lanjiao….

Ali: Habis tu.... lu tak percaya mah…..saya tunjuk la… sekarang lu percaya i punya ada 6

inci kah??!! Cakap tak percaya…tunjuk lu lah……

Apek: Ai yoh…..i tak da tanya sama lu punya lanjiao lah... Saya tanya lu pasal nasional

car itu... potong zaka.. bolo punya olang…

Ali: Aiya... apek... lain kali lu cakap betul-betul lah....kasi orang susah sahaja..lu baru

bodoh lah….Bukan potong zaka lah..... Proton Saga........lah……

2009年10月28日星期三

Wrong Hole 插錯洞中文字幕版 ( 18禁 )

Lyric

I took her on a date, things seemed so bright
I knew i would not need my YouPorn tonight
We go to her place and we fool around
We throw all our clothes... to the ground.

We begin as she turns out the lights
I start but feel something so very extra tight
I hear her cry, and I see her frown
I look at the condom, it is all brown

Chorus: Last Night. Oooo I stuck it in the wrong hole
I'm so sorry, Oooo from the bottom of my soul ....
Cause i stuck it in the wrong hole!!!

Try some preparation H it'll make you feel better
In my defense those holes are so close together
Oh baby baby don't feel defiled
It's a common accident during, doggy style

It was so dark I couldn't see so good
I had no idea where i put my wood
I want to make things better want to make it alright
If you want you can put on a strap on and give it back to me all night (I'd rather if she didn't)

Chorus: Last Night. Oooo I stuck it in the wrong hole
I'm so sorry, Oooo from the bottom of my soul...

Bridge: I never ever want to make you feel hurting
I guess thats why GOD made that hole not for inserting
Tell me how you feel, baby please don't pause
Now I know how they feel in that HBO show OZ
Maybe take some Advil, your pain it will fix
From the way you are walking, you can compete in the Special Olympics
If this was Alabama we would be on trial,
Thats how my mom took my temperature when i was a child

Verse: I've got a confession,
and I think you'll mind
I kinda liked when you put it in my behind
I don't know baby, I'm not Sodomite
Can't we just try it again tonight... (Alright!!!)

Chorus: Every night Oooo I stick it in the wrong hole
It's so much fun, Oooo
And we don't need no birth control
When we stick it in the wrong hole.